do you ever forget how attractive someone is until you see a new picture of them and you’re just like
that stuffed moose just scared the shit out of me
my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
So I have a friend who read the last page of The Fault in Our Stars before she actually started the book and she thought they were getting married because Hazel said ‘I do, Augustus.’ So she went through the ENTIRE BOOK THINKING THEY WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER